My washer and dryer have quit. I walk into Home Depot tonight with a budget of about $2000 for a new pair of machines.
They can't be delivered/installed until Thursday. OK, fine. But wait, it will take much longer because the stacking bracket that allows the dryer to sit on top of the washer is out of stock. An itty bitty bracket throws a wrench into the whole deal.
Somebody just get me a pair of machines out here, please. Please take my money, please, please.
It reminds me of Sears. It's like they dare you to have the audacity to try to buy something.